Monday, February 27, 2006

Student Elections = Yawn

... but I do quite like some of the "Super Mario Brothers'" Policies, namely:

Vince Young Statue
- The bronze will be acquired from the melting of the Confederate soldier statues that currently reside in the Main Mall to create one Super Vince statue

Whataburger
- Replace University Dining Halls with Whataburger restaurants, to meet the cravings of students 24/7

Lazy River
- Construction of Lazy River transportation system, because students shouldn't have to walk to class. We will utilize the same technology as Schlitterbahn

Mushrooms
- Free shrooms for all

Koopa Elimination
- Keep campus safe from the Koopas

Lazy River. I'm all for that one.

2 comments:

rebeccaonion said...

Do you know what a Koopa is? also, do we get to vote in this thing?

Dr. D'Orsogna said...

Anyone can vote in it as I was informed by a SGA hopeful - I think she was wearing a hooters t-shirt.