Via Mannahatta, a very convincing essay about koalas, written by an eighth-grader. Do we think it's a fake? Who cares? It's hilarious. No Joni Mitchell footnotes in this one. Excerpt:
"If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass."
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