Friday, July 20, 2007

My Rejected McSweeney's List

This oh-so nearly got in... rats.


Titles of films that might be adapted to spice up a series of biopics of
one-term presidents

Coolidge Runnings
Die Harding
Bush Hour
Happy Fillmore
Hayes of Thunder
Van Buren: Party Liaison
Get Carter
Arthur!

3 comments:

Gerling said...

How about these:

J Adams Family

Desperately Seeking William Henry Harrison

The Andrew Johnson White Supremacy
(to be followed by the Andrew Johnson Ultimatum)

Rutherford B. Dynamite

rebeccaonion said...

I find it hard to believe that they have so many other, better lists that they would reject such genius...

Andrew Jones said...

Cheers! The fight continues...

I suppose we can always petition...