... but I do quite like some of the "Super Mario Brothers'" Policies, namely:
Vince Young Statue
- The bronze will be acquired from the melting of the Confederate soldier statues that currently reside in the Main Mall to create one Super Vince statue
Whataburger
- Replace University Dining Halls with Whataburger restaurants, to meet the cravings of students 24/7
Lazy River
- Construction of Lazy River transportation system, because students shouldn't have to walk to class. We will utilize the same technology as Schlitterbahn
Mushrooms
- Free shrooms for all
Koopa Elimination
- Keep campus safe from the Koopas
Lazy River. I'm all for that one.
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Do you know what a Koopa is? also, do we get to vote in this thing?
Anyone can vote in it as I was informed by a SGA hopeful - I think she was wearing a hooters t-shirt.
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