So Pete and I were driving out in Buda today to pick up the dogs and we saw a church sign that said:
Sacred cows make gourmet hamburgers.
All I could think was:
Oversized crucifixes make awesome dildos.
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The fine folks at Divine Interventions couldn't agree more...
http://www.divine-interventions.com
(Link NSFW, duh.)
Divine interventions! I won their haiku contest years ago:
Oh Mary--Grope her
Olden Rod like adorned lore
Hep orgy, ram ho!
It's also a palindrome
Oh, the prize was a Baby Jesus buttplug that I had glued to my dashboard for years.
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